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The BMGs #Blab Funniest Tattoo Stories

The Butterscotch Martini Girls got together on Blab on December 23, 2015 to talk about their funniest tattoo stories. Like ink? You’ll need to check out this crazy blab with the girls.

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Funniest Works Stories on #Blab with the Butterscotch Martini Girls

This week, the Butterscotch Martini Girls discussed their funniest job stories (no, not THAT kind of job – work stories).  Join the Butterscotch Martini Girls as they bare all in another riotous romp on Blab.

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Butterscotch Martini Girls | Best & Worst Marriage Proposals | Blab

The Butterscotch Martini Girls Blab about their own best and worst marriage proposals as well as others.  Join in the fun with the raucus and rowdy authors that call themselves the Butterscotch Martini Girls.

What is Blab?

Blab is a livestreaming platform that enables a public video chat among four participants at a time. If you are familiar with the likes of Periscope, Meerkat and Google Hangouts, it basically combines all three. 

Viewers come in to watch the livestream and they can participate by leaving comments on the left hand side of the desktop application or below on the mobile version. 

If one of the four seats is open, a viewer can easily request to join and it’s up to the host to accept them into the livestream.

Butterscotch Martini Girls Blab Dec 9 – Best & Worst Marriage Proposals

Best & Worst Marriage Proposals

You gotta see this!

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Butterscotch Martini Girls | Funniest Pet stories | Blab

The Butterscotch Martini Girls (Authors) got together on Blab on December 2, 2015 and talked about their funniest pet stories.  Laugh along with the girls as they weave their crazy stories.

Butterscotch Martini Girls Blab Worst Pickup Lines & Tequila 1921

Butterscotch Martini Girls Blab Tricks & Treats

“What Not to Do on a Date” Butterscotch Martini Girls’ Blab Replay

Here are the Twitter highlights and the corresponding video from the Butterscotch Martini Girls’ chat last night about “What Not to do on a Date”.

Don’t drink anything while listening or reading unless you’ve covered your computer screen with plastic.

When a man feels he has to test you because you may not be classy enough to take out into public – You might want to take a pass on that second date.

 

 

If Billy Bob’s Belly Buster Cafe isn’t your idea of a wild time, take that “emergency text” from nobody just before you hit the cash register with your big spender.

At what point should a man disclose to you that he stores ammunition under his floorboards “in case of emergency”? And what would constitute a pulling up the floorboards sort of emergency? This man is probably not dating material unless the zombie apocalypse has already occurred.

 

I’ve always felt disclosing ownership of a Russian-made automatic assault rifle was a 3rd date sort of thing.

 

A girl can be outdoorsy and posh but usually not on the same date without a change of clothes.  Let’s not be ridiculous with our demands here, fellas.

We like to think we’re all ladies here.

 

 

Leaving the tags on usually means we don’t plan on keeping the dress or you.  Take a powder, stud.

A mom in the back seat is just one step away from the Bates Motel.  Say “Hellz NO!”

 

 

Orange may be the new black, but don’t let him try to pass off an orange jumpsuit as his mechanic uniform at Jiffy Lube.

Kayce Lassiter has had some wild rides.  That was one of them.

 

 

He may be hot in the sack, but if all those women didn’t keep him, you’re either very lucky or he’s just not a keeper.

It’s just not cool to send a woman you want to date selfies of your nethers.

 

So you grab him by the collar and plant one on him anyway.

 

 

The guy who sees spies in the bushes may not be the man you want to settle down with.

Some married couples go decades without ever saying this to each other.  Keep your fingers out of the pull zone.  Farting is not for show.

 

 

Usually a good sign he’s not going to call.

You’ll have to weigh the benefits, but a job is handy.

 

 

Measure twice, cut once.

That’s what she said!

 

 

They always do.  They always do.

Some men are handicapped with porn star appendages.  It can be dangerous.

 

 

If he calls before your first date and tells you to pick up condoms, it’s not a date.

Seriously.  Do you want to be the guy who keeps sliding out of the condom because you’re too small for it?  Or maybe you’re a big fan of balloon animals?

 

 

Men have porn buddies who remove the porn from their homes when they die.  Women have similar agreements for their sex toys.

Just say “God Bless” and be on your way.

 

 

Because you need to refill your antibiotic prescription for the clap?

If he wants to meet you at a bar out in the desert, keep in mind there’s lots of sand to bury you in on his way home.  Bring cab fare.

 

 

The guy who brags about being vindictive to those who have spurned him usually gets spurned a lot – and for good reason.

This is a good time to block his number.

 

 

We all agreed this move was in poor taste.

You have to appreciate a woman who knows what she wants.

 

 

We’re not sure how we’ll pull that one off, but if anyone can, we can!

Butterscotch Blab Adventures

BMG Girl_transp_MASTER_flat_forgiftcardsThe Butterscotch Martini Girls have been having some fun with Blab lately.  In fact, we’ve been having so much fun we’ve decided to have a weekly Blab every Wednesday.  The neat thing about using a new network is the vocabulary that sprouts up with it.  Rarely does a network release it’s own dictionary so I’ve been building one organically as we learn.
Every one of these has a story based upon our blabbing experience thus far, but we’ll save those for later – or maybe you’ve been watching our Blabs and can already give a good guess!  Feel free to comment below if you’ve seen any of these in action:
300TinaHeadShotBoob Blab: What we call our Wednesday Blabs, based on a typo that Tina Gerow just can’t stop making.
bio picBlab Mistress: The coordinator of the blab who “owns” it.  They are responsible for scheduling the blab, turning on the blab on time, deciding who gets a video seat & when, who rides shotgun (tweets & chat), and who takes the sideline.  They’re also the one who decides if the Blab will be recorded or not and they receive the final audio & video files.  In our case, this is H.D. Thomson.
tia daniBuddy Blabbing: 2 people on the same computer on a blab can be fun since you get to see their interaction with each other as well as with the rest of the inBlabitants.  Tia Dani is known to Buddy Blab.
InBlabitants: Those people attending the Blab.
Bubble Blabbing: 2 or more computers on 1 internet signal. This can be too troublesome because it leads to echo, audio feedback & bandwidth limitations that cause skitchy video transmission & reception.
Blab Shotgun(s): Designated live-tweeter and/or chat moderator.
We’ll be Blabbing at 6pm Central (4pm Arizona) tomorrow evening so be sure to show up!  Click here to RSVP for your front row seat to chaos, mayhem and a whole bunch of dirty minds.  This week we’ll be discussing what NOT to do on first dates – from our own experience.
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Lisa Brings the Heat This Week

This week, Lisa Pietsch is bringing the heat!

On Sunday, I blogged over on my own blog about My Deep Dark Secreto – Telenovelas.  What can I say?  I’ve got a thing for hot Latinos.

And speaking of hot Latinos, I followed up with a blog about Mr. Hot Chile himself, Christian de la Fuente.

 

On Friday, I’m going to play show & tell with a hot Cuban sandwich, Mr. William Levy so be sure to check out my blog for a piece of that. 

In addition to all my hot Latinos, I’m baking a book about bread this week!

No, seriously.  Beans to Bread, my Ezekiel bread cookbook is coming out soon.  (A writer’s gotta eat, right?)  In it, I show lazy bakers with bread machines (like me) how to turn sprouted beans into high-protein, low-glycemic, delicious bread, bagels, hot dog rolls, hamburger buns, pizza crusts, pita bread, flatbread, crackers, Cinnabon style rolls, and, yes, even jelly donuts right in your own home without any hassle, hard work or diet guilt!

You can pre-order it at Amazon using the button below, or just pop by and take a look at the sugar-free Jelly Donuts I made.  You’d never know there was a bean involved.  They were SO good!

The Butterscotch Martini Girls also have another wildly inappropriate Blab coming up tomorrow (Wednesday)!  If you missed last week’s“Worst Dates Ever” Blab , you can click on that link and watch all the mayhem today to pre-game the fun set for tomorrow.  Catch this week’s Blab by clicking on that cute purple bird below to subscribe so you can catch it live or watch the replay as soon as it’s finished.  One way or another, you’ll want to check it out just for the laughs!

Hot enough for ya?

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Got a favorite hot Latino?  Leave a comment below and I’ll do a special blog just to sing the praises of his hotness.  Go ahead, give it to me!